I saw the Simpsons movie already, so....sorry if you wanted to see it. My brother wanted go and who was I to turn down a chance to see the Simpsons movie? It was good, so you should definitely check that out. Lol....Spiderpig! Priceless.
What really angers me though, are the brain-dead people in the theatre that laugh at every single little joke, even if it isn't very funny. It starts to get annoying. And they cheered when the movie started. And clapped when it finished. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?? I don't get it. They're just stupid...it's not like the director, or actors, or anyone who made the film, for that matter, are in the room to hear the applause. Who are they applauding? The screen? The guy upstairs changing the film reels? If I ever clap after a movie in a theatre, please shoot me in the knee. Because I'll deserve it.
HALO 3 UPDATE:
Co-op functionality revealed! Yes, it will be online co-op. But it gets better. It won't be just for 2 people. Or 3. No, Halo 3 co-op is compatible with up to FOUR players! I can taste the superduper hardcore uberness right now. Now Schnelly and Fish better get their Xboxes and Live accounts cuz I'm gonna be playing some HALO ONLINE CO-OP ON LEGENDARY, BABY! AND WE'ZE GONNZA PWN THOZE BRUTE BITCHES INTO TEH GROUNDzORz!!1!!1!1 Hellz ya.
September 25th, children, September 25th.Alright I think I'mmah gonna wrap this baby up now. Unless I can think of anything else to say. Other than I'm going to be very bored for a while, what with everyone being away on summer holidays and me being....here. I hope something interesting happens. I've already spent one day doing nothing, I don't know how much more I can take. Oh wellz. At least I've still got Resident Evil 4 to finish off. I'll see y'all 'round.
-Funkin' out
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YYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 4 PLAYER CO-OP!!!!!!!!
I KNOW! It's fun times to be had it is.
my god, this is truly an epic age for gamers everywhere... the multiplayer customization looks freakingawesome too. i will now kill to get me that game and a xbox live account. lol, mmmuuurrrddeeeerrrrr. how many weird guy do you think will use the girls voice just to screw with ppls minds?
girls voices? eh? whatchoo smokin'? What multiplayer customization? You mean the armor permutations? Those are pretty cool.
Just so's (which, interestingly, is a contraction of "so as") you know, the picture of the Spiderpig (whatever that is) only shows up as a white line for me on your site, and when I click it, I get an error message on the Empire Movies site.
Anyway, I'm not complaining (as I am not terribly interested in the Simpsons myself); I just thought you might like to know. Sorry for wasting your time if you didn't ;)
Ok, sorry; I should've figured. And I didn't say I wasn't interested at all, I just said I wasn't terribly interested. Having probably never watched an entire episode. Due to the fact that I don't have tv. Look, it's hardly my fault that I have been robbed of the opportunity to become as obsessed with the Simpsons as the rest of the Village is. So though eventually even I will die, I doubt it will be via fire. At least I hope not; that's got to be one of the worst ways to go. After drowning, and being sniped, of course. Anyway, I was likely a bit upset that I couldn't go to the movie with you; hence the aloof tone in my previous comment. But I suppose if I were in your position, I would have done the same thing. Actually, it's kind of a no-brainer. Ergo, all is forgiven, and I shall hitherto (which is a kick-ass word) banish any hint of aloofness from my tone. Unless it's there for ironic purposes, in which case I can't promise anything about anything.
Alice, haven't you learned by now? It's ALWAYS your fault. Also, being sniped would be my number 1 way to die, because a) it's kick-ass, b) instant; no pain, and c) you head explodes. Nothing is better than a cranial explosion. Except maybe a cranial implosion. Now THAT would be something worth seeing. BTW, I just got back from another movie (Hint: Jason Bourne ROXORZ)
Yes, yes, it's ALWAYS my fault. Except when it isn't. For example: my not having tv is not my fault because it is an external circumstance over which I have absolutely no control. Ergo, it ain't mah lookout, sonny.
Ok, there are some definite pros to being sniped. Like, it's way better than being caught in cross-fire, or being shot in a drive-by shooting. Also, it's superior to death by firing squad, electric chair, hanging, decapitation (at least by a guillotine - that's so cliched), being hung, drawn, and quartered, and via the Aveda Kedavra curse. However, before being sniped there's no time to say goodbye, make any revisions to your will, or right any misdeeds you may have done, because the element of surprise is pretty crucial to sniping. Additionally, you probably aren't going to be sniped sometime after receiving a lovely letter from Her Majesty*, so chances are that if you're sniped, it's before your time. And if there's one thing I don't like, it's premature death. Especially my own.
*For those of you who do not have this on the list of things you would like to receive in your lifetime, allow me to explain: If you are a citizen of a country that is a member of the Commonwealth, when you have your 100th birthday, you get a letter congratulating you from Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, of England. And the rest of the Commonwealth too, come to think of it. (I'm presuming that those who are aware of this tradition have in fact placed it, at least mentally, on their list of long term goals; I can't conceive of any reason not to).
But I think you have convinced me to place being sniped after drowning or dieing (which doesn't look right, but the computer doesn't seem to think so, and in matters of spelling I generally defer to the computer) in a fire on my list of least desirable ways to kick the bucket; after all, cranial explosions are pretty cool. (Amendment: Explosions in general are pretty cool; cranial explosions are really cool.)
Sorry, can't make me jealous on this one; there's no way I would've gone and seen the movie without reading the book first. Which I suppose I should do sometime soon; as Fern would say: Go-eth with the flow-eth.
Toodles,
-Alice
Wow, that's a freaking long rant. And Cole, when you log in to MSN, and I send you a IM, friking answer me, or I will do the opposite to your preferred death.
Well, it wasn't a rant exactly... it was more like an editorial. Because no one I know would ever end a rant by saying "Toodles", unless it was a rant about stupid things to say in closing, such as "Pip, pip, cheerio" (which I personally don't think is stupid at all), and "Ta-ta for now" (aka ttfn), and they meant it in a sarcastic and ironic way. Which I didn't. Also, it lacked the rage, frustration, and name-calling of a bona fide rant.
And out of interest: What is the opposite of being sniped? Being hit by a cannon ball you can clearly see coming? Or maybe a cranial implosion, rather than an explosion. But he already said the former are the only thing cooler than the latter, so it wouldn't really accomplish that much. (In terms of angering and such; though, of course, Cole would be dead, so it actually wouldn't accomplish anything in that regard.) Anyway, Brook, I think you should re-evaluate your position here; while knocking off Cole might alleviate your feelings of frustration (and abandonment), once he's dead, he can't very well sign in to MSN, let alone respond to your IM.
Thus concludes my advice-giving. You may be seated. (And breathe a giant sigh of relief.)
Pip, pip, cheerio,
-Alice
ps: Cole, is there any way you can make the names of the commenters capitalized? Because I'm very nearly through with being a common noun. It just doesn't suit my personality (or, I dare say, yours).
Bloody hell. It's a freaking blog comment page. It's not like the Queen of England is going to be reading these. Actually, I have a theory that really famous people surf the web and 'connect' with 'common folk'. Anyways, you don't have to be proper on teh InTr@n3Tz. That's why Internet was invented.
Hello, Cole. Im the Queen of England and I am going to make you a knight, give you a shiny medal, and one billion fiffillion dollars, and make every billboard in the world say 'Alice smells' for good chortle. Except I don't laugh because I'm the Queen of England!!! Well, toodle do, I'm of for some crumpets and tea, and to watch Mr.Bean.
HOLY CRAP! The Queen of England read my blog! I feel so special.....Hey.....waaaaaiiit a minute. Are you REALLY the Queen of England? I don't think the QUeen of England would put up a billboard. Or give me a medal for no reason. I don't think she even has a billion dollars. For that matter, would the Queen of England really introduce herself as the Queen of England? That's kindof snobby don't you think? She'd prolly say "Elizabeth" or something. But who am I to question the Queen? I'm so dreadfully sorry, your majesty.
Damn right boy!
We are not amused.
WTF??
Wtf indeed.
I think someone made that page to freak everyone out.
Or atleast linked to that page.
No, Cole's not smart enough to pull something off like that. And I do agree that Halo 3 will be aweosme everyday. And also, Nintendo's making you play online, so you have to buy special hardware. IT'S ALL A MFING CONSPIRACY!!!!
Well, to the two people I didn't email, my Xbox got the fucking Ring of Death. It's not really a ring tho, its the bottom two light segments and the top left one that go red while the top right one stays unlit.so, i know have to find out a way to get a new one, without a recipt, as i think i lost it, which severly pissed me off. blarg.
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Fish sucks ballz. That's why it's called the "three red lights" dummass. No go get urself a new xbox ya...fish
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