Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Too Many Miis: Part 1

As summer slowly draws to a close, I give my adoring fans what they've always wanted: strange cartoon like video game caricatures of themselves and random celebrities/characters. I've actually had these "Miis" for a while now, and was planning on making a blog post about them for quite some time. Well, now's as good a time as any!

So, without further ado, I present to you: zee MIIS!!!11!!1!

Why do the pants come up so high? Are they hiding something?

This is me, as you can no doubt see from the name. Alas, I couldn't quite get the Mii maker to capture my astonishing good looks. Well, it's still pretty sexy anyway. After all, he is wearing an orange shirt; how much cooler can you get?


Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, wait--nevermind, it's just Schnelly.

Did you know that "Andrew" means "manly"? NOW YOU KNOW!

Here's what Chase looks like after a long night of Mario Karting. Don't even get him started on those 114 hours of Pokemon Diamond. He might just stab you in the knee...no, I suppose he's not really the violent type, is he?

Enthusiastic, ain't he?

Speaking of violence, check out this sexy Mii of Fern. I'm sure he'll be very pleased.

He comes with a red hat, ladies

You know, you should probably show this pic to that girl you like. I'm sure she'd be very impressed. Now what was her name again? R....Raa....Rach--no, that's not it. It was Peas, wasn't it? Fern really likes Peas.


OH EMM GEEZ! RUN! HIDE! SAVE YOURSELVES! WE WILL SURELY DIE IF GODZIRRA FINDS US! PLEASE GOD! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON OUR POOR SOULS!!! I kid! You can't look like Godzirra if you aren't green!

You can probably guess who this one is.

Last, but most certainly not least (not quite anyway), I give you Fish.

Don't it look just like him?

Ah, good old Fish. That Mii makes me laugh every time. I might have made him a bit too short tho; I'll have to fix that. Poor guy. His Xbox broke. We feel for you, buddy, we really do. Well, off to play some Halo then? No, just teasing Fish. But you really do need to get a Live subscription. How else are you gonna whore those turrets?

That's all for now folks, but be sure to tune in next week (or whenever I get around to it) for part two of this epic journey through the crazy alternate dimension of the Miis!

-Funkin' Out

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

In Before Alice posts a wall-o-spam.
that is all.

Anonymous said...

No! NOOO! Dear God, NOT ANOTHER WALL-O-SPAM! PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!

Anonymous said...

THATS WAS BLOODY FRIGGEN AWESOME!!!!!!!!! My favorite was Fish's! That was bloody hilarious!

Anonymous said...

TT_TT lol. i aint that non-sexy.

Anonymous said...

you fail at making the retarded gaia-online user "im sad, cause im retarded" smiley face brook.

you make panda's sad.

Anonymous said...

lol fish makes me lol :P

Funkmaster said...

Hmm, I wonder who "anonymous" is...CHASE!

Anonymous said...

i hump kittys

Anonymous said...

Is there anything else you'd like to share with us dear?

Anonymous said...

LOL. lol, i stopped playing gaia a long time ago. i need a game with explosions, KABOOM!!!! and you make some other endangered species sad.

Anonymous said...

just to let you know cole, i posted a link to this blog on my DeviantArt page. so if a flood of anonymous ppl come, then you know why. so pay up for the plug.

Anonymous said...

i met yoshi online. im going to baby park to see him, and he's going to bring mushrooms with him!

Anonymous said...

Are they...MAGICAL mushrooms, little boy? hmmm???

Anonymous said...

Nope, just one's that Bowser sold to me in exchange for me dressing up like Peach.

Anonymous said...

i figured this would be quicker for me to post then writing an entirely new email, but anyone who wants to add me on xbox live. my gamertag thing is WooFish

:D muahahahah. i spent $994.34 in one store, and ive still got like $700 left.
muahahahahahhaha

Anonymous said...

Thanks for making me feel pissed off, Andrew. Also, this is quicker than an e-mail, but no one eally checks the comments that often. I do it cause I have nothing better to do. Went over to Alex's the other day, but his 360 was being a little non-connective bitch, so no Live. But did play Halo 2, battlefront 2, Dead Rising demo, watched some preveiws for rise of ninja and fable 2, and the best thing that I played ther was the Bioshock demo. That demo was hawt. No fucking cutscenes, smoothest gameplay I have ever played, awesome AI, and as soon as I even started playing, i knew this was going to be GOTY. plasmids roxorz my soxorz. oh and chase, we don't want to hear about your exploits in mushroom kingdom, which is where you go when you get high off a super mushroom. when you inhale a poison mushroom, you go to warios underwear drawer. the internet gnome who lives in a moose told me so.

Unknown said...

Cole, where are you? Did you get sucked into a mini black hole accidentally generated by the LCH? Did you get abducted by aliens? (Maybe the Ferengi have entered the slave trade; I've heard it's quite profitable...) Or possibly you've gone on a little holiday and didn't bother to tell anyone!?! Perhaps you've run away to join the circus. Regardless, I should think you'd be able to send a little note along about where you (and the rest of your family) have popped off too, and save the rest of us some hassle. Not to mention worry.

<3 Alice, who's slightly anxious, and more than a little peeved.

Anonymous said...

lol, alice is pissed off AND worried about cole. this can only mean one thing:she's a mecha mongoose from mars!!! release mr.bubbles!!!!

Anonymous said...

hes on hornby island, hes also slightly pissed that i have about a week to get good at halo 2 online before he gets back. :D

which by the way is awsome when your alone. my god split screen xboxlive is the shits. you cant see anything coming at you, or aim properly.

and when you get a good party going in teamslayer or double team its just freaking awsome.

it says coles only a level 5 on the freinds list thing. and im at 15/16 (one of the two)

havnt even tried bioshock yet. saving it for later.
crackdowns fun but i selected some option or somthing in the start and now i get alot of "person is asking to join your game, accept or decline?"

Anonymous said...

get the freaking bioshock demo. but instead of a chainsaw gun, you have a wrench and magic. i love the plasmids. i set a guy on fire, and then another guy ran into him, and he causght fire, and then he ran into three other ppl. burnt corpses everywhere. lol, mr.bubbles.

Anonymous said...

Meester Cole:

You abandoned your lab pahrtner, you useless piece ov capitaleest scum! In Russia, ve vould throw you to ze Siberian tigers. They ees usually starvink; there ees not very much to eat in Siberia.

Anonymous said...

brook, who wants a demo when youve got the full game?

and its awsome, big daddies are freaking hard. espeacialy when you come around the corner with a wrench equiped and its staring at you.

picture related
http://tinyurl.com/2yuwtg

games pretty scary too, what with lights suddenly going off except for one and then deranged, zombie like people flinging themselves at you out of the darkness, and all you have is..a shotgun :D

Anonymous said...

Well, the only way I'll get bioshock is when i turn 17. or maybe 16. but it was freaky playing it. drugs give you magical powers kids! but that game rocks. and watch where you put your hands!

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php

Anonymous said...

WRRAAGGHHH!!!!!! -revs drill-

Anonymous said...

lol.

i hate it when your in the second level type area, cause you can hear the big daddies thumping around and moaning and youve got no idea where the hell they are

Funkmaster said...

Neptune's Bounty? Yeah you here them, but it's not too hard to find them. They are so big. lol. And so hard to kill. URGH!

Comments on all the comments so far:

HA HA, Alice was worried about me. What a lame-o (thats my new word).

Fish is dumb. Everything is says is either retarded or downright incorrect

Cosmonauts are incredibly lame-o.

Schnelly only has 3 achievements in Crackdown. Lame-o.

Brook makes another retarded comment. What a surprise.

THEY ARE NOT DRUGS, OR MAGIC! THEY ARE GENETIC ENHANCEMENTS! get it right, or don't bother to say anything a all.

Mr. Bubbles pwns you

Chase is getting high off mushrooms...I don't know where we got this from. But it's FUNNY!

Okay. I'm done now.

Funkmaster said...

In the second sentence of my last comment, i meant to say "hear", not "here". That was an OCD moment, brought to you by The Funkmaster :)

Anonymous said...

Those were funny the fish one made me laugh. haha ha!... I should look at ur blog more often and do comments coo... ur probably never gonna see this though. This is connor by the way.