Yeah...okay, so....hi. Today's post is all about Halo 3. Yes, Halo 3. So if you don't like video games...go complain to your mommy pansy, da Funk is nobody's bitch (please don't ask me if that was really necessary. It was. I have my reasons).
Yes, back to Halo 3. In less than a month (about half a month actually) Bungie will be releasing the Halo 3 online beta, meaning, the thousands of stuffy nerds who managed to get their hands on an invitation will be pissing their pants with joy (that must be hard to do). This day is May 16th, 2007. Naturally, something was going to go wrong, or, in our case, right: a video of some idiots playing multiplayer has been leaked onto the internet. If you've been keeping up to date with the video game world, you probably already know this. In fact, you've probably already seen the video, as this happened about a week ago and is basically old news. But, in case you're a little slow (and let's face it, you probably are) I'm here to help you out. Yep, I'm going to post the video in all its glory on my joyous, yet formidable blog. You can view it right after you've finished reading this!
Now, most of you probably aren't reading this (hell, if there was a Halo video to be watching, neither would I) but to those of you who have managed to keep your panties from twisting, I'll tell you a few things about the video before you actually watch it. Firstly, it isn't great quality. You can blame idiots and Youtube for that. I'm sorry. Also, the person playing the game sucks MONKEY BALLS. I'm also very sorry for that. On a slightly happier note though, you will get to see some pretty cool stuff in this vid, including the new bubble shield, mongoose ATV, and spartan laser. Also, the map they are playing on is called "Last Resort" a retooled version of Halo 2's "Zanzibar" (which was an awesome map). The Zanzibar remake has some cool new effects, as well as what I like to refer to as the underground lair of the infernal hobo people. Okay, off you go, you can watch it now.
What the hell are you reading this for, I told you to watch the video. Moron.
I'm sorry for the ungodly soundtrack. I know, my ears hurt too. If you want to watch an in depth video analysis of the leak (minus the horrible music) go to this link HERE. Well....
...until next time
-Funkmaster AWAY!
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You may have your reasons, but the real question is: Are they good reasons?
Nice pic. And I just ate dinner, too. But I think even I may have been able to play better than that schmuck, with a little practice. And trust me, I don't say that lightly.
And my ears don't hurt - because they fell off! Well, the one that was left (after Chase's, um, news) did. Now there's blood everywhere, and I can't hear a thing. Except, you know, the music (read: voices) in my head.
Alice, you truly are different from the other children... And what was Chase's news? TELL ME!!
She made a joke. She was talking about the thing we made up about Chase and the president and peoples ears falling off. Remember?
lyk, o m gee!!!!11!!11@2 this is teh uberZorz!!!!!111
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