So...many....VIDEOS!

Hi everybody! I'm just making a little update so my poor blog doesn't start to feel neglected. This is on the subject of videos. So, if you haven't seen all of my videos (posted on Youtube here) please check them out. I currently only have 6, a number I hope to increase very soon. I'm now working on a video with Colby (My friend's little brother) similar to Super Happy Fun Time (which can be found on my Youtube channel...the same link used above moron). It is tentatively titled "On Child Abuse, and other Pressing Global Issues". I know it sounds quite philosophical, but trust me, it's not.

It's almost ready to be posted on the internet, but unfortunately, Windows Movie Maker is completely retarded. No, it doesn't have down syndrome, but it is pretty messed up. See, I couldn't put AVI files into the program because I apparently didn't have the right codec (w/e the f*** that is....). So I downloaded the codec, and things seemed to be working again when all of the sudden WMM (windows movie maker) has an error and shuts down. Okay, that's alright, I'll just try again. File, Click, Import Video, Click........ERRORZ!!! SHUT DOWN!!!! YOU PHAIL!!!11!!11! WTF?!?!?! WHY GOD? WHY? One more time. Click. Click. Click. ERROR! Would you like to send an error report? F*** no. YOU PHAIL AGAIN! Damn you.

Sorry if that was difficult to read but I had to get my point across. Sometimes, computers just don't work, and you can't figure out why, no matter how hard you try. It's times like these I envy Mac users (they come with EVERY possible program you'll ever need right out of the box) and computer engineers.

Now I'm trying to download free video editing software, which on the surface seems to be easy, but once you start downloading, you realize they're all sh*t (I don't know why I'm censoring, don't ask). As you can see, I've learned that freeware is free for a reason. Actually I've known this for quite some time now (try finding DVD ripping, decrypting, and encoding software....ugh). Yeah, I think the only way I'm ever going to get this video on the web is if I pop the files on my iPod, head over to Chase's house and use the vastly superior (I'm sorry but its true) iMovie editing software. I've used it before and it gave me hardly any trouble at all (the only issue was that we didn't know how to use firewire cables....lol). So. Yeah. Good to know.

I'm also starting a compilation Shoop Da Woop video (involving many lasers) that I will shooting, developing, editing, etc. with the help of Andrew (Schnelly!). Expect an abundance of nerdy jokes and references. It's going to be the shiznit (w/e that's supposed to mean...). I really do enjoy using parentheses (No really).

As a final little update into my incredibly interesting life (that's alliteration people), I'm going to be selling my PSP to Chris Jackson, and as a final farewell, I will be including it in my Shoop Woop video (Hint: analog nub shrapnel aplenty). Yes, this video is going to be awesome. My pride and joy. I think I've rambled on for long enough, so I'll wrap this up quickly. Um, yeah...I forgot what I was going to say. Oh well, I'll just update this post if I happen to remember. Well then, off to finish watching Goldfinger (Sean Connery looks so different....)

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-The Funkmaster