Hi everybody, and welcome to the grand opening of (drumroll) the LAIR OF FUNK!!!11!!!1 Yes, I've been blogging for some time now, but this is my first actual real live, blog posted on an actual website (before i was sending them to friends via email, which was, I now realize, pretty lame). It's really quite exciting. So since some people may be reading this blog for the first time, I suppose I'll review what was said in my original first blog post.
This is a web log about me, Cole, or as this website calls me: The Funkmaster (it's not lame it's cool). In this blog I will write whatever I damn well please, be it what's on my mind at the moment, what (or who) is pissing me off, or something completely random and unrelated to anything. No, this is not a diary, and there will be no touchy-feely crap in any of my entries (except sometimes in the case of sarcasm, or when proclaiming my love for Halo, Nintendo, or the Wii Girl -- I kid!). Nope, none of that, just me, and some good times. And usually some funny shit like some stupid video.
Since this is my FIRST blog entry, I won't really have a topic at all, other than the whole welcome thing. In future entries, I'll probably have headings and other neat organizational tools that make my blog more fun to read. But for now, just suck it up pansy, there's only a few more sentences to go. I'm gonna try my best to make this blog interesting and unique compared to the other billion and three (thats right, I know exactly how many there are) blogs out there. Chances are, if you're into videogames, randomness, nerdiness, or just plain old superduperness, your gonna find something neat to read in my blog (and come on people, who isn't into superduperness?) and hopefully I'll find you coming back here for years to come.
(experimentation: trying to embed a video, have fun watching!)
-Cheers
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
Congratulations, Cole, you're now the proud owner of a bouncing baby blog. I'm so happy for you. No really, I am!
Superduperness is all that makes my life worth living. Well, that, and some other stuff. But superduperness is at the top of the list. Or near it.
Mind you update regularly, now...
ah yes. the use of having a gmail account :P dont even have to sign up for this website.
i can however flood you with anonymous comments
remember these basic rules of the internet and you will be fine
FEAR THE LOOOONG POST!
~Anshrew
The Rules of the Internet
* Rule 1: Do not talk about /b/.
* Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful.
* Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of.
* Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life.
* Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive.
* Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
* Rule 7: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
* Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago.
* Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars.
* Rule 10: It needs more DESU.
* Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography.
* Rule 12: Lurk moar.
* Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell.
* Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama.
* Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO.
* Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS.
* Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS.
* Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking.
* Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces.
* Rule 20: You're doing it wrong.
* Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real.
* Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta.
* Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate.
* Rule 24: Pics or it never happened.
* Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there.
* Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
* Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions.
* Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht.
* Rule 29: Do a barrel roll.
* Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget.
* Rule 31: The internet is for porn.
* Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions.
* Rule 33: It's a trap.
* Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions.
* Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
* Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is insta fail.
* Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever .
* Rule 38: A cat is fine too.
* Rule 39: One cat leads to another.
* Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap.
* Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday.
* Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
* Rule 43: Someone would fap to it.
* Rule 44: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere.
* Rule 45: Snape killed Dumbledore.
* Rule 46: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop.
* Rule 47: Nagas stole your bike.
* Rule 48: It will always need moar sauce.
* Rule 49: The internet makes you stupid.
* Rule 50: Anything can be a meme.
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1011/orlybabyyr2.gif
Hey your website is rocks
Have a look at this funny emo video:
http://tinyurl.com/8b9p65
Post a Comment