So, what do I have to talk about? Not much actually. I don't really have an interesting topic for this post, so I'm just going to improvise. You know, write down whatever words happen into my head....bewbs......lazors...NUKES!1!! See how that happened? It's just random now. I have NOTHING TO SAY!!! OH DEAR GOD THE WORLD IS SURELY ABOUT TO IMPLODE!!!!
On implosions: Don't you think implosions are more interesting than explosions? I mean, explosions are totally overused. You never see implosions on TV, just explosions. In my opinion, if the TV networks want to get some better ratings, they really ought to incorporate some implosions into their programming. It would really freshen things up. For a little while anyway.
What is an implosion, you ask? Well, it's the opposite of an explosion. Here, I'll show you *Google>image search> implosion* .....voila
Isn't that sexy? I thought so. The top picture is an explosion, and the bottom one is an implosion. This kind shit mostly happens in space and underwater, due to big changes in pressure. Pretty sweet though. I'd like to see a person implode. Now that would be hard core. Yep that's the only word for it. Except for kick-ass. It would also be kick-ass.You know, that word is just not used enough, but its so cool, no, its kick-ass. Kick-ass is kick-ass. Okay, I don't think i'm even paying attention to what i'm writing anymore. Did I just write a paragraph on how kick-ass the word kick-ass is? Whoa....okay, moving on.
But unfortunately I have nothing to move on to, as I said before, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!! Hmm...okay, I've got something to say.
NOPE!!! I TRICKED YOU! See, you though I was going to say something relevant, so you kept on reading, but then I tricked you! HA! WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?? You can't do anything about it! BECAUSE IT'S A SCREEN!!! HAHAHAHA!!! I'm so clever. Sometimes I really do amaze myself. Okay, I'm gonna go play my guitar. I'm playing "Come Together". Yeah, you know that song. It's kickass, that's right, KICKASS. Okay, seriously though, I'm done now.
Go away.
Leave.
You fool.
No, you phool!
You're a phool!
You phail.
-Funk, away!
5 comments:
This sucks. I told you on MSN, it sucks.
Since you obviously* have some unresolved anger issues towards me, I hereby promise never to post a comment on your blog again, unless specifically or generally requested by you, by any means, including, but not limited to: in a blog post, in an email, in person, on the phone, or via telepathy. But, and here's the catch, you must not delete, or otherwise tamper with this comment in any way, otherwise my promise is null and void. So there. Note: this does not exclude the possibility of me sending everyone I know an email of what I think of a future blog post.
-Alice
*Um, hello? The comment above me said that your post sucks. Twice. Whereas in mine, I complimented you multiple times. And called you incoherent, I guess, but I still think you're overreacting.
Also, I resent being called a child.
well alice. apparantly youve tried to make this thread incredibly awsome http://img140.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1181000674727ln9.jpg
but have failed. much like whoevers trying to catch this pickachu http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1/pfailedft4.jpg
but dont worry. the itnernet will save you..or just make things worse. probaly worse. http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1128/118205897019mh5.jpg
it would be nice if i could post images directly in this comment but blogger apparantly dosnt like me using html code. maybey its because if they did theyd get a visist from the party van? http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/426/1156822478665vq6.jpg
as for you being called a child, well. im all for that, now we just need a mall. a street dancer. and a video camaera. oh but wait..its already been done. i cant find that image right now. so this will have to do. http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6954/300simpsonqx1.gif
if you didnt understand that you need to watch more 300. for SPARTAAAA.
Well, that was boring as hell... NEXT TIME IT MUST BE BETTER!
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