Saturday, May 26, 2007

Renovations....and unfairness

As you have probably seen already, my precious blog has undergone a few changes, most notably the epic Master Chief header at the top (courtesy of my admirable skills with Photo Studio), and a pretty new colour scheme(NO little red line, I'm CANADIAN! It's spelled colour NOT color!). The colours are subject to change until I've found ones that go best with the Chief, so don't be surprised if the colours start flashing different hues. I thought it would make it easier if I warned you beforehand. Because, you know; I'm just a nice guy.

Moving on...

I will now explain to you all why our unique school system does not work. The school basically runs on a system of agendas. Everyone has one, and we are expected to fill them out everyday and plan what we are going to do. Now, in reality, the advisors don't really care what you write in your agenda, unless you are way behind and doing really poorly. Some people hardly bother to fill them out at all, and many advisors really would find it hard to care less.

Now, in a flex block, we are required to bring our agendas for the supervising teacher to sign (proving we attended the class), but in most cases you have to actually ask for the teacher to sign your agenda, (which no one does) instead of them coming around like they are supposed to. Don't get me wrong, in some rooms, the teachers are great at signing your agenda, but usually they don't care. And frankly, neither do I.

"So," you ask, "What happens when you have to take a test, or leave the room for any other reason?" Well kids, this is where it gets tricky. See, I always thought you were to leave your agenda on the table, with it saying what you were doing. Or, you could always just tell the supervising teacher where you are going. Either one should have been fine as far as I was concerned. Apparently, I was wrong.

Yesterday after lunch, I went to a flex block in room 212. My friend was there too, but I had to leave to take a test, so I didn't have much time to talk. I got out my agenda, put it on my desk and flipped it open to the correct page where I had clearly written in the corresponding block: "test," meaning I would be taking a test in that block. I could not fathom that I had done something wrong, and now I still don't believe I did.

My friend, who was sitting beside me (but I was not there, because I was taking a test, remember), decided to take a book back to the dispensary (I think, I can't remember what book it was or where he was taking it). On the way out, he showed the teacher the book and told her where he was going. Then he left. When he got back, maybe 3 minutes later, his agenda was gone. He wasn't sure where it could have gone, maybe another student took it...but not a teacher. Usually, when a teacher takes your agenda they take all your stuff with it and bring it down to the iffice (because they think you are hall wandering or something). So it couldn't have been a teacher, after all, he told the supervising teacher what he was doing.

When I got back from the testing centre, I found that my agenda was missing too. Now we were completely confused. WHERE DID THEY GO?? Agendas are pretty important at this school, and its not easy to just get another one. We started asking some of the teachers in the room. Now it was a different block, so the supervising teacher from last block was no longer there. We managed to find a teacher that would help us, and went down to the library with her to ask the teacher who was supervising when our agendas disappeared if she knew what had happened.

"Uh...yeah, I took a bunch of agendas down to the office. You're going to have to go talk to the vice principal"....uh...why? "Because they were gone and did not say why," Yes, actually, we did.

So off to find the vice principal. Yes, he had them, but only gave them back because we had a teacher with us who knew us and knew we weren't goofing off. But first, of course, we needed a lovely lecture on what we did wrong, and why it was really our fault, not the teacher who confiscated our agendas for no reason. Even though we both had valid reasons for being out of the class AND told the teacher or wrote in our agendas about it. Well, okay, you win Mr. Vice Principal, the teenager is always wrong. I understand now. Can I have my agenda back?

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Up North

HI EVERYBODY! Here I am up in Northern Saskatchewan making a long overdue blog update. Well, it's gonna be a short one, cuz the bacon and eggs are almost ready :P

So, my brother (who is much older than I and lives far away from me) just got this SWEET new TV. It's friggin' awesome people! 50 inches, widescreen, 720 progressive scan resolution, and a plasma display (yeah PLASMA). It makes my TV look like poo (thats a horrible simile). It's all shiny, and black, and oh so beautiful. It makes boring television exciting again!

The thing that makes it so sweet, though, are the High Definition channels. You have to get what's called a "high definition receiver," but its SO worth it. I had never really experienced HD television before, but now that I've seen it, I can't comprehend why ANYONE would buy an HDTV and NOT get HD channels. There's no point! It's basically throwing your money away.

Don't get me started on how beautiful it makes my Xbox 360 games look. The plasma is so bright and happy! (I guess I've started) If there's a reason to have an HDTV and NOT buy an HD receiver, it's for videogames.

DVDs also look great on the display, if not quite as good as the other stuff, because DVDs are NOT in High Definition. The highest resolution they get is like....480p or something. You need Blu-Ray, or HD-DVD to really experience HD movies (before i didn't see the point of the new formats, but now I really want them *drools*).

In conclusion, PLASMA TVs ROXORS YOUR SOXOR FOOLZ!!! And if you disagree, you PHAIL! If you do have an HDTV though, do yourself a favour: get the HD channels. You'll thank me for it. It's amazing, no joke (you can see the individual hairs on David Letterman's HANDS!!!). Go. Buy HD. Now. Enough said.

-Funkin' out

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Find Yourself

I just finished editing my new video and put it up on Youtube yesterday. It's 10 minutes long and took hours to film, and many more to edit. Here it is. Hope you like it!

Thursday, May 3, 2007

HALO LEAK!!!11!! zOMFG!1!!

Yeah...okay, so....hi. Today's post is all about Halo 3. Yes, Halo 3. So if you don't like video games...go complain to your mommy pansy, da Funk is nobody's bitch (please don't ask me if that was really necessary. It was. I have my reasons).

Yes, back to Halo 3. In less than a month (about half a month actually) Bungie will be releasing the Halo 3 online beta, meaning, the thousands of stuffy nerds who managed to get their hands on an invitation will be pissing their pants with joy (that must be hard to do). This day is May 16th, 2007. Naturally, something was going to go wrong, or, in our case, right: a video of some idiots playing multiplayer has been leaked onto the internet. If you've been keeping up to date with the video game world, you probably already know this. In fact, you've probably already seen the video, as this happened about a week ago and is basically old news. But, in case you're a little slow (and let's face it, you probably are) I'm here to help you out. Yep, I'm going to post the video in all its glory on my joyous, yet formidable blog. You can view it right after you've finished reading this!

Now, most of you probably aren't reading this (hell, if there was a Halo video to be watching, neither would I) but to those of you who have managed to keep your panties from twisting, I'll tell you a few things about the video before you actually watch it. Firstly, it isn't great quality. You can blame idiots and Youtube for that. I'm sorry. Also, the person playing the game sucks MONKEY BALLS. I'm also very sorry for that. On a slightly happier note though, you will get to see some pretty cool stuff in this vid, including the new bubble shield, mongoose ATV, and spartan laser. Also, the map they are playing on is called "Last Resort" a retooled version of Halo 2's "Zanzibar" (which was an awesome map). The Zanzibar remake has some cool new effects, as well as what I like to refer to as the underground lair of the infernal hobo people. Okay, off you go, you can watch it now.

What the hell are you reading this for, I told you to watch the video. Moron.



I'm sorry for the ungodly soundtrack. I know, my ears hurt too. If you want to watch an in depth video analysis of the leak (minus the horrible music) go to this link HERE. Well....

...until next time
-Funkmaster AWAY!